slimedweeb:

vegeda:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:

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this literally the worst post ive ever seen in my life. fuck you for posting tjis

op im going to tear you to shreds

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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

look the ideal future is me having a strong girlfriend/wife who can effortlessly swing a sword but i know that future means me staring at her anxiously as she does sick sword stuff and going “babe, is that safe? babe are you sure you should do that? babe please be careful. babe. babe maybe we can just stare admiringly at that sword instead” 

future wife: hey look at me throw this axe with devastating accuracy 

me, with my heart rate skyrocketing: that’s so hot, honey, but is that, like, really sharp?

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writing-prompt-s:

bram-not-abraham:

imagineawholenewlife:

writing-prompt-s:

When the princess gets kidnapped and the king sends for help, another princess arrives to save the day.

get that good lesbian content

imagine a prince from a faraway land being sent to save the princess, believing this quest will bring him to his true love or something. right as he tries to catch the princess or something, the other princess swoops in and saves the falling princess. the two princesses turn out to be lovers, much to the prince’s dismay.

Perfection

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mushroompicking:

i want to live in a lighthouse and write books for a living and dress only in mossy colored sweaters and grow mushrooms and thyme and tomatoes and lavender in a little garden surrounded by a little yellow fence

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